iamthegate:

sext: i’m aware of my existence 

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did-you-kno:

In 2007, an 8-foot-tall Lego man labeled “No real than you are” washed up on the beach of a Dutch resort. Source

did-you-kno:

In 2007, an 8-foot-tall Lego man labeled “No real than you are” washed up on the beach of a Dutch resort. Source

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via 1stclassprincess)

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

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seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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fake-dildo:

I WILL WATCH THIS VINE UNTIL I DIE

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titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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(Source: kngshxt, via psychonaut-astronaut321)

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

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candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via 1stclassprincess)

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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(Source: jolyene, via chrisxchad)

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trashy-slut:

sephiramy:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

timetrades
Annie I want to be this cat o.m.g.

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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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